Dear Human Body Corporation:
If you fire me, you will be skinless, brainless, and without a spinal cord! First of all, you will have no skin. Second of all, you will have no brain. Thirdly you will have no spinal cord. That's why the Human Body Corporation shouldn't fire me, the nervous system.
If you fire me, you will not have any skin. If you have no skin, you will have nothing to protect you from germs. You will also have nothing to keep you warm. Lastly, you will have no feeling. So you shouldn't fire me because you will have no skin.
If you fire me, you will also have no brain. If you have no brain, you will have no thoughts. You will also have nothing to transport commands. Lastly, you would just be limp and pretty much dead. You shouldn't fire me, because you will have no brain.
Lastly, if you fire me you will have no spinal cord. If you don't have a spinal cord then you won't have any reflexes. Like the brain, you will have nothing to transport commands. Lastly, you wouldn't be able to multitask! Imagine not being able to watch TV and eat at the same time! You shouldn't fire me because you will have no spinal cord.
So the Human body Corporation shouldn't fire me for three reasons. One, you would have no skin, and you would be a boney zombie who is covered with ice. Two, you would have no brain, and you would be a dead,limp, zombie that likes to eat rocks. Three, you will have no spinal cord. Unless you want to be skinless, brainless, and without a spinal cord,don't fire me.
Sincerely,
The Nervous System
I got the brain picture from http://www.joelertola.com/tutorials/brain/gifs/Brain.gif
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